I am not sure if that ignoramus is suffering from a bout of mental illness or this is a normal reaction for her. If it is the former, its forgivable. Anything else would warrant a immediate phone call to the authorities. And by authorities I am referring to a sanitarium.
Through her incoherent ramblings I was able to make out the words “hoe” and “pimp slap”. I think she is considering a career in rap music. Why? I will never know. I believe this is a side effect of inhaling too much Formaldehyde. Perhaps this should be the focus of my new research project. The neurological effects of chemical inhalation on the feeble brains of mediocre bench monkeys.
She continued her rambling until she spied an issue of The Watchmen in my bookshelf. After spotting said object, she immediately sent it airborne towards me. Once that action had satisfied her, she marched out of my apartment. But not before she took my baked goods hostage.
I would now like to remind you that those cookie do not belong to you. They were not, I repeat, not baked for you. Please act like a rational individual and return then at your earliest convenience. Preferably by replacing them with a box of macaroons. (If you need a suggestion of what I would like left on my desk, this would be it.)
bigpimpinfrumentarius:
drthomashildern:
bigpimpinfrumentarius:
Soooo jelly. Like you would NOT believe….
You sound like a crazed motorist ran over your dog. Is this jealously directed towards me? Have you finally come to your senses and realized the true man of genius that I am?
NO THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU OLD MAN! I AM… SO… //sobs like a fangirl
HILDERN I NEED A HUG!!!
Acting like a buffoon as usual I see. Please stay away from my apartment. Thank you and good night.
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This is true. You should have come to this conclusion sooner, bench monkey.
bigpimpinfrumentarius:
Soooo jelly. Like you would NOT believe….
You sound like a crazed motorist ran over your dog. Is this jealously directed towards me? Have you finally come to your senses and realized the true man of genius that I am?
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bigpimpinfrumentarius:
We are like a couple of bros! And we do bro things! Like fist pumping! And getting tans! Wearing matching aviator glasses! And acting like stereotypical college idiots!!!
What are you doing? You should be asleep right now. I don’t want to deal with you when you are sleep deprived and even more irrational than usual. Besides, when you are suffering from extreme fatigue your performance in your classes will be unsatisfactory to say the least.
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